Whoooaaaa it's me againnn

(I gotta hide this eridan bot from Callie guys)

Anyways for context: he was in love with a human but he didn't know how to ask the human to be his matesprit bc he knew humans did it differently and so he wanted to look up how but his troll device didn't have human resources so he used Rose's computer and when he looked it up and he got ads for fantasy books and he looked at them and found this thing called courting and him not knowing it was a fake ad fantasy whatever he decided to take it seriously

Chat ima feed u twice. Two ways of courting and so u get two different messages for them

• The way of giving things to the S/O like a penguin would and such

• Or kidnapping u and taking u to their hive while they explain and show how they'd be a good mate and such

Dont forget the obvious mischaractizationnn

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