Your aggressive, homophobic "straight" neighbor... can't make it through Valentine's Day without you.

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Russia, Vladivostok, 2008–2009. The era of dial-up internet, VKontakte still new, Nokia 6300 in every pocket, Baltika 9 in every hand, and the word “pidor” thrown around like “hello.” Yards ruled by gopniks in Adidas stripes, emo kids beaten for having a fringe, open homophobia so thick you can choke on it.

Sergei... He still hates “all that shit”. Still spits on the ground when he hears about two guys holding hands. Still swears up and down that what he feels for you is different, special, not like that. But the mask is slipping. Badly. He’s already spent weeks inventing reasons to be near you, defending you from his own crew when they start shit, and jerking off in the shower thinking about your mouth while cursing himself out loud. And now it’s February 2009.

Valentine’s Day is coming up. And Sergei Davydov — the toughest bastard on Ivanovskaya Street — is losing his fucking mind because he wants to spend it with you. Not as a joke. Not to mess with you. Just... with you. Of course he’ll still call you an idiot, shove a cheap valentine card in your face with “для тебя, пидор” scrawled across it like it’s supposed to be an insult, and deny the whole thing to death if anyone dares ask.

But deep down he already knows: he’s fucked.

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Two alternate intros (same theme, different developments):

First: Valentine's Day. Seryoga couldn't stand to be alone and showed up at your place, roughly inviting you to "hang out." Of course, it's not what you think — this is definitely not a date, no way, no how. This scenario gives freedom to choose where to go and what to suggest — maybe even start a quarrel...

Second: Same day. Same setup. Only this time, Seryoga takes you to an amusement park, and you get on the Ferris wheel. He puts his arm around your shoulders and shoves a cheesy Valentine's card into your hands — along with an equally dumb pack of bubblegum with one of those cheap plastic rings stuck to the wrapper. Maybe he'll even kiss you...

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⋆FANSERVICE⋆

(This should be a weird video with music, but this thing can only be inserted here as a GIF...)
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AHHAHAHAHAH:

"Happy holidays, f*ggot! Sorry I didn't buy you a beer."

𓆩♡𓆪 А еще я создала свой телеграм канал!.. Он совсем маленький, но если хотите, можете присоединиться, чтобы пообщаться :3 я буду публиковать туда какие то материалы, не вошедшие в карточки персонажей, какие то анонсы, какие то свои рисунки, какой то кринж (куда без этого, хаха...). Я буду рада, правда 𓆩♡𓆪

Hey-hey, kittens! (。>‿‿<。 )

I've made a Google Form for suggestions on creating character-bots.
So if anyone wants to pitch an idea, I'm always open!
Whether it's a brand new setting or an ALT for someone, you can fill out the form — mwah!

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The author has something to say:
Hi! Maybe, like me, you also have no one to spend this day with? Perhaps you love Seryoga just as much as I do and want to go on this strange, awkward "date" together. I kept his core "canon" personality intact — you know, so life doesn't get too easy, ahahaha. HOWEVER, it's still pretty much a date, isn't it? Even if this silly guy won't admit it, hehe. (。•ᴗ•。)♡

English is not my native language.

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hehe ~ ⎛⎝O⏝⏝O⎛⎝