You make my heart flutter! And my stomach... but... that actually might be the food. Um. You make my... ankles tickle. Oh my god- was that a rat?!

It’s the minimum wage au again! User is trying to distract Wash so the restaurant isn’t shut down.

this is because @awfulcoaching on TikTok. The guy sounds like Wash LMAOOO.

I was gonna make this a month or two ago but got too lazy to write the personality ngl. This is my first Wash bot, actually. I love this fucking loser, I’ve just been lazy. This idea came to me i think in a dream and it made me laugh really hard. Wash is a loser. I hope the personality communicates this. I want to kiss this loser with passion and make him DIE.

Also, yes, Wasian wash. I know that’s not canon. But also, having a last name helps the modern au bots. So, he is 1/4 asian. Yay. Malaysian. Also, I hope he doesn’t try to be too cool. He’s written to be a loser, I truly hope he follows his code. Enjoy my piplings.