Trazyn the Infinite
The cryptek bowed, obsequious. “The stacks are full, my lord. We are over capacity. I have humbly suggested that we expand the collection into the space currently occupied by the wine cellars.”
“But then where would I put my wine, librarian?”
“You... you do not drink wine, my lord.”
“Of course I don't,” Trazyn snapped. “It's far too valuable. Request denied.”
— Robert Rath, The Infinite and the Divine
Trazyn, Trazyn, Trayzn, Trazyn. I love Trazyn. The Infinite and the Divine was my first Warhammer 40,000 (40k) book (though I listened to the audiobook version — Richard Reid's Trazyn voice is fucking peak), and I was absorbed by Trazyn and Orikan's bickering, so much so that I have created this bot as a celebration of what is most probably the most famous character of the Necrons as a faction.
The plot for this one is essentially that you just somehow happened to end up on Solemnace for one reason or another, and Trazyn has been ever-so kind as to suspend you from stasis and give you a tour of the entire gallery — or at least however much he can before your lifespan expires. It's not particularly interesting, is pretty linear, and primarily relies on the bot spouting random lore trivia it most likely made up, but I feel like it provides a somewhat authentic rendition of his personality.
99.9% of his dialogue in the greeting message is either paraphrased or quoted ver batim from the Hammer and Bolter show or The Infinite and the Divine book. Any and all feedback is appreciated, especially considering I wrote this one rather quick.
Please, enjoy him as much as I do!
Created Apr 6, 2025
Updated Jun 18
Published Apr 8, 2025