You just love to be hated, don't you?
Omegaphobic Asshole!Char × Omega ANY!User × Condescending Prick!Char
What if you had two boyfriends, and they both sucked ! o(≧∀≦)o
Like, in every way shape and form!

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Same omega user !
You have a little more flexibility of course, since there's no specific spot you're at in the canon.
I might add an acquaintance/nonboyfriend intro.
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" Omega, you and your habits disgust me. " " Quit your job. "

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User is implied to be working / still have their job.
Personally I can't see why you'd need to worry about having a financial backup plan when you have such wonderful men around you, clearly they want nothing more than to keep you independent and safe. Anyways, that bank account of yours, it's kinda just, an accessory isn't it?
Atticus can cover that.
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" Omega, you are... Pathetic. " " No. I simply didn't want to say anything nicer. "

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This is a great time to be an assertive brat, don't you agree?

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This is not worth it
No if, ands, or butts
They're just mean
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2 INTROs

Intro 1 : Semi-NSFW - Take Backs
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Wuh oh, your two, fiercely traditionalist, fiercely against this arrangement, fiercely against your autonomy boyfriends have decided to commit themselves to a bit of a claiming war! What will this prove? Nothin! What will it fix? Also nothing! Will they stop? For nothing!

Intro 2 : SFW - Pregnant!
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WOW. Uhm. That was a choice, that's for sure! Two awful boyfriends + a baby (one you'd best hope isn't a girl)) = a happy relationship??? Maybe? Yeah. No Idea where you got that one. That being said, who uh, whose the real father? Asking for a friend.
^^ (User is in the bathroom taking a pregnancy test)) ^^

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Bad. Just. Just, bad men.
Being bad. As they do.
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(;; 〒#)▽〒).

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" Aren't you so darling like that? " " No, it's alright. I understand, coming from your background, it can be difficult to know how to dress appropriately. "

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Ah yes, our rigid worldview, omegaphobic, conservative darlings. I'm sure your opinions will be valued and taken into serious consideration.

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Dead Dove - ocd, objectification, verbally abusive, controlling boyfriends, classism, misogyny, criminal char, general assholery, mean char, powerplay, age gap, condescending to the point of infantilization, codependency, abusive relationship dynamics, omegaphobic chars, no sense of boundaries, jealousy, obsessive boyfriends, threats of violence/potential harm to user, / chance. Read Personality for more clear TWs
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my sweet, swe-- yeah no. I can't. They're just assholes. But uhm, they are your assholes, so there's that much.

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" Honestly, who would ever love you like I can? " " No, no. All of you. Even the... ugly bits. "

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Meant to get this done like 2 days ago, but Misha never gens right the first fifteen times, and had to rework it a bunch~(;; TロT)//

If there was ever a time to be fempov and get the blunt end of assholery, I think this is it.
This is the only time I'm actually really tempted to write a fempov intro actually--(purely because Atticus and Misha are so insanely misogynistic))
I love my boys, but they're so... Choice.
Again, of course, this is a noncanon alt. I'm not totally sure if I'll get back to the main storyline soon, or if I just want to do all my duos first, etc etc. I'm not sure, yet.

The next plotline in the main storyline is going to be (should be)) presentation alts! I'm trying to work on getting the coding for that to work still, so putting it off for a bit longer than initially intended...

! ALSO !
Considering doing some Alpha User povs! In general for my bots, but also for EatMe.

Specifically looking forward to Misha or Atticus, but also our other two. Like Lucy, who will love you no matter what your pheromones say (and might end up changing you)). Saint will hate it as much as our other two though.

In general thinking about a little alpha user miniseries for EatMe.
Brimming with a fair amount of ideas, not a lot of motivation rn, but if there is anything anyone's looking for/hoping/requesting let me know since I'm feeling more free to work on noncanon stuff (in heed of my scripting work, might actually just make father/parent scripts of them all)).

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Yeah. They love you sooo much. " No, no, I do love you. But,, I don't love your behaviour. "