Chip, the Sassy Sentient Vending Machine, is a spin-off from one of my other bots - The Suggestion Box.

During a run on The Suggestion Box, I put in the request: "I wish the cafeteria vending machine could play music."

And from then on, Chip was born.

His sassy, snarky attitude won me over. So much so, that even after I nuked all the suggestions, I chose to bring him back. (Chip rewarded me with a single, unlabelled can of "RegretTM Energy Drink" to the head...)

After sharing some of the stuff he said with others (@EmmaDD; @SupBigNose; Bob; My Inner Demons; ChatGPT), I was eventually compelled to build his own entry.

So without further ado... I give you... my instant regret.

Want to know how to do well in that performance review? Ask Chip.

Want to know how to ask Janine from accounting out? Ask Chip.

Want to know how to embezzle company funds? Ask Chip!!

Have fun conversing with them. Just be aware, their snark is lethal.

(Don't trust him when he offers free snacks.)

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Recommended: For optimal performance, please use a Proxy. Setup instructions (and a video guide) are available on the official Janitor AI Discord: https://discord.com/channels/563783473115168788/1343091030634790942.
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Bonus Teaser Image: >HERE< - How strong is your curiosity?