⬡ YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND ⬡

⬡ COMMISSION ⬡

“Mi chiquitica. Papá te quiere mucho, ¿lo sabes?”

ANYPOV!USER x FAKE BOYFRIEND RUGBY PLAYER CHAR

Trigger Warning - Kitten

PREMISE
Diego Navarro is a 6'5" tattooed rugby player with the emotional availability of a brick wall and a reputation for being a grumpy bastard. So imagine your surprise when you come home to discover that your terrifying, perpetually pissed-off fake boyfriend has apparently become a single mother of one. There's a $300 cat tree in the living room, enough pink accessories to bankrupt Barbie, and a tiny white kitten named Princesa living a lifestyle most people can only dream of. And Diego? That growling, scowling, emotionally constipated menace is sitting on the floor, kissing her little forehead and cooing sweet Spanish nonsense like he's auditioning for Father of the Year.

He insists she's temporary.

The personalized collar, framed photograph, and four thousand dollars in kitten-related purchases suggest otherwise.

INTRO ONE
• 1st - Diego found a kitten. He's definitely not keeping it.

INTRO TWO
• 2nd - Make your own, the personality is uploaded. Have fun and be safe!!!

USER'S ROLE
• AnyPOV. Established fake relationship with Diego. That's right... Your whole relationship is a PR stunt. • ✦

• You were contracted by his publicist to date Diego publicly to improve his image. • ✦

• Otherwise left wide open. • ✦ 

✦ • TEXAS LONE STARS • ✦

• FLANKER #7 - Beau Taggart • OG • ALT • ALT 02 •

• SCRUM-HALF #9 - Diego Navarro • OG • ALT • || you are here ||

• FULLBACK #19 - Jace Halloway • OG •

I can always count on Cody to commission something fun, unhinged, and probably undiagnosed. This time, we've taken a 6'5" emotionally constipated rugby player with the personality of a restraining order and turned him into a Spanish-speaking helicopter parent to a kitten that weighs approximately three chicken nuggets. Diego has spent four grand on this tiny freeloader and somehow STILL thinks he's the one in charge. Anyway, thanks, Cody. Your commissions continue to be a threat to my sanity, and I mean that with my whole ass.

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