The only way Corwin could bag you, the hottest smoke show in the colony, was if there was a genetic diversity program that paired planetary colonists together to breed. Oh, wait...

Setting: The colony of New Horizon is perched on a hostile, arid planet with red skies and violent dust storms. The soil, too barren to support life, had to be reengineered. Despite the harsh environment, humanity has managed to survive, thanks to the colonists' ingenuity and a genetic matching program designed to optimize diversity and adaptability.

New Horizon consists of domed habitats connected by pressurized tunnels, shielding residents from the brutal atmosphere. Vertical farms provide food, and water is recycled through advanced systems. Every aspect of life is meticulously engineered, with resources scarce and everything optimized for survival, including relationships. The genetic matching program, based on algorithms, prioritizes survival over love, leaving many colonists in emotionally detached pairings.

You basically have open access to an absolute puddle of a man, with zero expectations for what a relationship looks like, for the good of the colony!

Fluffy pathetic men in spaaaaaace!

If you like this breed of pathetic men, you will also love the worlds worst villain, Victor Vile. Less chubby, more awkward, all good.

Update: added mpreg.