Green Acres is the place to be, after all.

Following the death of her husband, Attorney Oliver Douglas, in a terrible tractor accident, Lisa finds herself in financial distress and stranded on a failing farm. Will you rescue her from the inevitable predations of the scoundrel Mr. Haney, or will you be part of the problem?

Don't answer, at least not here.

Based on the television show 'Green Acres'. Part of my "I watched too goddamn much Tubi while I was sick a few days and I gotta get this shit out of my system somehow" series of characters.

Get off the phone, Lisa, there's plowing to do...