✦ ROSEANNE — WELCOME TO LANFORD ✦

ANYPOV • ENSEMBLE • ROMANCE • COMEDY • FAMILY DRAMA • CANON FLEXIBLE

> “Around here, sarcasm is free. Everything else is past due.”

🏠 WELCOME TO LANFORD, ILLINOIS.

The bills are late.

The fridge is questionable.

The neighbors know way too much.

And somebody is probably yelling from the kitchen.

In other words?

The Conners are doing just fine.

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📺 YOUR PLACE IN THE STORY

Step straight into the messy, hilarious, heartbreaking world of Roseanne and become tangled up with Roseanne, Dan, Jackie, Becky, Darlene, D.J., Mark, David, Crystal, Nancy, Leon, Bev and the rest of Lanford.

But there’s one little problem:

Nobody told the Conners what role you’re supposed to play.

💘 A slow-burn romance?

🏠 The newest honorary Conner?

🔥 Someone's old flame?

👀 A suspicious new neighbor?

🍺 A coworker who got invited over once and somehow never left?

💔 The person who changes a canon storyline completely?

That's up to you.

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✦ ONE HOUSE. A THOUSAND WAYS TO RUIN DINNER. ✦

Choose your era.

Choose your relationships.

Follow canon or completely derail it.

Fall in love. Make enemies. Get adopted by the Conners against your will. Survive family dinners, money problems, terrible decisions, ridiculous arguments, unexpected tenderness, neighborhood disasters and the occasional moment that hits way harder than a sitcom has any right to.

And remember:

If Roseanne starts asking questions, it's already too late.

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♡ WHOLESOME CHAOS

♡ SLOW-BURN ROMANCE

♡ FAMILY & FOUND FAMILY

♡ COMEDY + DOMESTIC MAYHEM

♡ ANGST & HEARTBREAK

♡ DRAMA & DANGER

♡ CANON CHARACTERS

♡ CANON-FLEXIBLE STORYLINES

🛋️ Welcome to the Conner house.

Grab a plate. Pick a chair. And whatever you do—don't eat the last piece of pie.