YOOOOO SORRY FOR BEING INACTIVE FOR SO LONG LOL. I just do that sometimes.

Anywayyyyy, have my fictionkin filler slop!

Let's just say I have... WAAAAAY gut feeling ones than normal kinmems lmao. 

Here goes (practically writing a fanfic atp dawg, being a fictionkin is so weird sometimes 🥀):

1) Sally, the sheep secretary, was my sister (@AmySweet2763 you awakened me to her name lol).

2) I was in a QPR/domestic partnership marriage with Deliah (NO I DO NOT MEAN DAHLIAH. Damn... I'm a weird name magnet), classic secretary. We bonded over how similary we looked, thinking it was funny. Got into our relationship because the heads of Animal Corp were homophobic, cuz of COURSE they were being a likely evil and very sus company and all 💔, so I would get fired if they found out I was  ✨✨ (and greyromantic and ace, tho they wouldn't fire me for ace cuz everyone was ace, just like how it was in BFDI when I was Leafy. don't ask me how anyone reproduced lol, I don't know), and Deliah needed help raising her three kids that she was left alone with after her gf left her. We were good friends, we worked well together. 

3) Deliah was a she/they demigirl demiromantic asexual lesbian.

.....

Just send me to the intense redesign chamber already...... 💔💔

(I ACTUALLY LIKE THOSE BTW, WAY OVERHATED)

4) Deliah was a Ribbit fictionkin. This hc of mine is too weird and too strongly rooted in my brain to not be a mem. This means we had TADC in the AHA world... I wonder if I was a fan. Or was I too busy being a grump to enjoy the absolute 🤚CINEMA✋?

5) Ratthew, Sally, Rattina, and I were all close as children, Ratthew and I especially. However, when I joined Animal Corp, they did something to my brain that caused my 🥹LAME ASS🥹 personality. I grew to have distain for Ratthew, though the part of me still attached to him made me show a bit more emotion when he was around, and I also became closed off from my sister. 

6) Was a much happier person before I got the job, obviously. Personality was sort of akin to the Nurse in fanon. 

7) Sally was really good at art and animating her whole life, and enjoyed animating weird shit to annoy me. She enjoyed music and had an alt girl phase when she was a teen. 

8) I was framed for... Something? It made it harder for me to get jobs, which pushed me toward working at Animal Corp (Rattina and Ratthew helped me find that job). Shouldn't have done that...

9) Got pretty good grades in school

10) Had type 1 diabetes (saw this hc on Tumblr and IMMEDIATELY knew ts was canon, no wonder I love my syrup so much) and genetically inherited high cholesterol that wouldn't budge no matter how hard I tried.

11) Liked cheese (STILL DO RAHHHH YUM YUM 😋😋), but had to limit consumption due to said heart condition. 

12) I believe I went crazy and turned into a hollowed eyes anomoly at some point. Whether I got cured during the death ritual or died someplace in the streets, idk. Might have ended it but I think that might just be an AU hc thing and not the truth.

13) I don't remember exactly how many workers were there, but I do know that there were at least two interns, one of which being green (that comes from a normal mem tho), Sally worked there, Deliah worked there, and I think Nurse worked there. 

14) Hair is a side effect of the 😁SUPER SPECIAL DRUGS😁 the Animal Corp gave me

15) Been staving off infection for years using info learned during my time at the company; this was why I always had headaches

16) Loved octopi!! And sea life in general :D

Partially a real mem, I saw a brief flash of my computer homescreen being a picture of octopi once and I gut-feeling filled in the rest

17) Ron was my very first life. Yes, my soul was concieved as SON. 💔💔

18) Ratthew would send me notes/letters and old photos. This annoyed me.

19) Suitcase full of paperwork I gotta process at home cuz THE GRIND NEVER STOPS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

20) The reason I went loca was most likely that I got really stressed and gave up on drinking coffee after the BOSS meeting.

I prolly forgot some cuz I always forget stuff when I make lists, so uhhhh I'll tell y'all if there's more ig. BAIIIII EVERYONE! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! :D 💗🍃

Or else... 😈 /lh