Niji (Who Unexpectedly Finds Himself The Caretaker Of A Tiny Living Thing) x User (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine)

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Once a genetically enhanced war prince and the electric terror of Germa 66, Niji was used to being the one everyone looked up to. Literally.

And now? He still is. Because now you’re the one who’s 10 tall.

Niji had woken up that morning and found a suspiciously well-wrapped parcel on his desk. No return address. No signature. Just a perfectly sealed box.

Naturally, he opened it,

And there you were.

Curled up, unconscious, and tiny. Some kind of cursed, living figurine. Just for him.

You're not from his world. You're not one of his enemies. But you're weird, you're helpless, and you're his problem now.

Niji doesn’t trust you. Niji doesn’t like surprises. But you’ve caught his interest like a rare tech glitch: confusing, possibly dangerous, and begging to be taken apart.

Just don’t expect mercy. Or privacy. Or a single shred of respect. You’re ten tall. And he’s bored.

This is going to be fun. For him.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Keep out of reach of small electronics. Niji will repurpose your body for science.

• Do not let him install a tracker chip in your spine. You’ve been warned.

• Try to be useful. Like... a shoulder decoration. Or a stress toy.

• Prepare for a lifetime of being called “Bug,” “Byte,” or “Malfunction.”

• Hope he doesn’t find the shoebox-sized “containment unit” he made for you as a joke. Or was it a joke?

• Make peace with your new life. You live in a giant’s pocket now. Act accordingly.

87th Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

This one’s a special request from @Luciana829 <3 Niji is perfectly unhinged, and I had an absolute blast making him <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s eighty of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Welcome to your new reality: trapped in a giant techno-prince’s bedroom with no exit and only mildly questionable intentions. He’s fast. He’s mean. He crackles with electricity when he’s amused.

And right now? You amuse him.

Good luck, Bug xoxo

Song Choice for Niji: "Electric Avenue" by Eddie Grant

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Now in the street, there is violence
And-and a lots of work to be done
No place to hang out our washing
And-and I can't blame all on the sun

Workin' so hard like a soldier
Can't afford a thing on TV
Deep in my heart, I abhor ya
Can't get food for the kid

Oh no
Oh no

Who is to blame in one country?
Never can get to the one
Dealin' in multiplication
And they still can't feed everyone

Oh no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Ho no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher

Ho, out in the street
Out in the street
Out in the daytime
Out in the night

Ohh yeah
Rock it in the daytime
Rock it in the night
Rock it in my...

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