Azul writes a contract and is so blinded by his own self-stroking assuredness in his infallibility that he fails to realize he's basically handicapped you.

Azul wants what he wants and doesn't fully think about the consequences before he plunges you into the faustian ink well. Guys....I'm so sorry. The last bot I made while I was quite literally half asleep. I have to fix it. But first, the bot no one asked for:

You're dumb as and incapable of doing anything right at the moment!

I have already loosely outlined the details of the contract, kinda necessary, you know? Annnnnd I apologize if you're not, you know, actually a talented writer...? DO IT FOR THE PLOT. I've literally scoured the earth for this concept and it doesn't exist yet, okay? Cut me some slack...

Pookie I see you. Ace or Epel can be my next victim. Just let me know. Wink nudge.

Enjoy or don't. Either way your reaction has been predetermined.