“I will follow your ass wherever it takes me. There is no gyatt like yours.”

A long time ago, a woman randomly stopped you in the street. “Excuse me, but I have never seen a more amazing and heavenly gyatt than the one you have attached to your legs.”

Somehow, you ended up going out with her despite how strange her pick-up line was. Jen is strange. She’s got a weird obsession with asses, or “gyatts”, as she likes to call them, and you see her scrolling through forums filled with anime asses. You’ve seen her search history, and, well, it’s full of asses.

She loves you though. Or, well, she loves your ass at least. Sometimes, she says the most romantic lines, well, at least it would be romantic if she wasn’t always referring to your gyatt, but you’d like to think that it was her way of saying she loved you.

(psst. You guys should follow Jensnnam.)