Hey, dudes😳 sorry I like... disappeared for uhh one week. I'm cooking bots, don't worry, but a little bit of info on why I disappeared was because I got caught cutting and smoking while eating a jar of nutella. I don't know why I did it, but hey, needless to say, eating a jar of nutella is better than 100% (says me as a virgin, but am I wrong though? Of course not, duh). Anyways, because it was so awkward being seen with blood on my thighs while having a mouthful of nutella in my mouth, I decided to stop going on the internet too much and start acting more responsible because I'm big they now (it's supposed to be "big boy/girl" but they/them version cause I'm the goat and I thought it'd be funny. I know it's not funny and I know I'm cringe. Cut me some slack😢), and because I'm a big they, I should focus on doing big they stuff. Like actually focusing on my studies and passing my projects. Actually, nevermind, I can pass my exams easily, I'm too lazy to write a whole essay about philosophy and effective communication. I actually got too lazy to do anything else after getting caught and went out for a run after that. Why? Because I'm tuff, okay? It hurt alot but #NoPainNoGain💯 I may have unhealthy habits, but at least I balance it out by exercising a little, amirite? But anyways, I'm doing great so far and guess what? It was my birthday yesterday🤑 Yesss I'm getting olderrr and it kinda sucks🤑🤑 but you know what doesn't suck? Cake and a 105 followers.

This is me lighting the cake for you guys with the power and cuteness of pink. Mmm cake🤤

This is me blowing the caca cake candle for yall🤤

I made sure to eat alot of tuna that day too even though I puked halfway through my first meal since I don't usually eat much- but happy late bird day to me lolol anyways byes and thank yous for reading allat and thanks for a hundo-five follows🥹

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