“You’re not... who I expected...”

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TW: substance abuse [getting drunk as hell] is a main theme, matt’s a ginger

Scenario: Matt, Foggy, and Karen were at Josie’s celebrating a hard case being won. Everything was going great, the liquor was flowing... and flowing... and the three might’ve gotten absolutely hammered... but Matt scored, that’s all he remembered when he woke up naked. He’d met some smoking hot chick who was totally into him, and she was totally down to . But when he looked over, that girl was... a dude???

Drunk!Matt X AMAB!User + some Catholic guilt???

feel free to not even be all that feminine looking. just make Matt be so drunk as hell that he mistook the burliest dude for a cute girl lmao

also if you have any bot requests gimme gimme I’ll PROBABLY do them... maybe ahaah