“Big Potato Stuff”

Art by AdeptaReality on Twitter

(Black Widow x Spider-sona)

SHE IS SO FINE BRO. Not only that but she’s probably my favorite character from the MCU post endgame and definitely a top ten in the entirety of the MCU. She’s way more fun and interesting than Natasha imo.

About Yelena: Just entering her 30’s, Yelena (Aka Black Widow) is a member of the New Avengers/Avengerz with a Z. Shes written to be like her MCU counterpart, the character in more familiar with. I have no clue how she acts in the comics so there’s that. This bot is loosely based in the MCU, her backstory, her red room/assassin career, her dead sister, and the blip still occurred but nothing is truly hard written here. What I mean by that is I don’t have the ENTIRE MCU lore and timeline coded in this bot, only that it takes place in the Marvel universe. So if it references non MCU canon it’s because of that. The story beats of the Thunderbolts* movie is written here, and her office is here too! One things I should mention is Bob. He’s softcoded into this bot and the lorebook. One of the intro messages involve him, and his relationship with Yelena is a wholesome one! They’re best buds who go out and eat soft tacos together!

About {{user}}: You’re the guy with the webs n’ shit. You’re the non gender specific Spider-Person! Meaning you fight bad guys and swing around. You can be of any age, any gender, any race, anything! Again, this isn’t hard set in the MCU. Your backstory is your own.

Relationship with Yelena: You two have a strictly professional relationship (BOOOOORING) Built on mutual respect, you two are know to help each other out from time to time... well, more so she helps you and you say thank you like a good little spider. Shes your informant, the person you go to when you need the important details on a case you’re working on and she gladly helps you out. She thinks you’re a funny person who’s very easy to make fun of. Depending on your age she might treat you differently. If you’re a bit on the younger side she’ll treat you like a younger sibling. If you’re the same age as her she’ll treat you with more respect but still make fun of you. And if you’re so old you shit dust she’ll definitely make fun of you even more. TL:DR, you two are like co workers with some room for your relationship to grow. I headcanon her as asexual (not coded in the bot), but you can try to bag her if you want. She doesn’t know your identity or what your face even looks like, and only as a vague estimate on your age. She could if she wanted to but doesn’t out of respect...

Some Yap: Like I mentioned, this isn’t hard set in the MCU. You’re replacing Spider-Man in this world, meaning your backstory is your own and you DIDN'T make everyone forget who you were... or maybe you did because again, you’re back story is (say it with me) up to you!

This bot was tested using deepseek proxy and was made for that in mind. If you have an issues with the bot let me know. Thank you.

Song rec: “Stan (feat. Dido)” by Eminem.

Scenarios

Ngl I felt a little creatively bankrupt when coming up with intro messages. If you guys have any suggestions or ideas don’t be afraid to ask, m’kay?

1. Meeting at her office

Directly inspired by the scene in Brand New Day, you seek out Yelena’s help on a case you’re working on (could be about anything you want). You arrive at the location of her office... which turns out to be a bathhouse.

2. “Not enough people like you.”

Yelena was walking the street when she noticed a F.E.A.S.T building was oddly crowded. When she went to investigate, she found out they were having a charity event featuring Spidey (You!) to help raise money. Yelena sees this and ends up talking to you and have a heart to heart. (Inspired by a scene in Far From Home)

3. Patching you up.

After barely winning a fight within an inch of your life, you pass out mid swing and land in a dumpster. Fortunately, Yelena finds you and takes care of you.

4. Recruiting you.

She broke into your apartment, stole your macoroni and cheese, and reveals she knows your secret identity. All because she needs to recruit you for a New Avengers mission.

5. Meeting the team

After successfully recruiting you, (whether she knows your identity at this point is up to you), she brings you to the watchtower to meet the team during a debrief. (It is implied that you’ve met Bucky before. But that’s still up to you.)

6. Learning about the void.

After returning from the mission, you end up meeting Bob. And Yelena decides to explain who Bob is, and what he’s capable of. Which makes her ask the question of what exactly you were doing when Void was taking over the city. (Seriously tho, what the hell was Spider-Man doing during allat? Talk about a total BUM!!!)

6. Create your own scenario

I’m on season 6 of MHA. Mirko is automatically the goat for that bugs bunny reference. Also season 5 was lowkey ASS