“CAMP RAM N CRAM NOW HAS A SCENT FEATURE, MERRY (late) CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKER RAHH”

Art by-@BonesOtter on X

2/4

Tw: Denial, closeted, homophobia, internalized homophobia? Idk man, but this is just what gets my rocks off. Slurs, they’re like all tho so... and I’m . religion and stuff.

Bit of an oxymoron innit, dominant male hyena and a celibate bunny, hooow iroooniiic...

“The most talented young man from Boston- Yes, heheh, Boston~ He’s so talented, so charming, so um... whohoohoo~ only yesterday I said to him “I want you for my husband!” And he said- “You’re husband? What would he want with me?” . . . thank you...” -Master of Ceremonies I think, Go watch Mendes’s 1993 Cabaret stage performance.

18-19 yo POV

scenarios:

1: Busts into your room and flaunts his bulge at you while unpacking, he thinks he's slick (ambiguous reasons)

2: On the bus to camp Ram 'n Cram, the hunk chooses to sit right next to you, starting his path paved in needy boy toys early (Shipped off)

3: A drunk game of soggy biscuit with two other campers, he invites you down, under the pretense that it's a straight game for guys to play, when really he just wants to see the dudes jerk off with him (ambiguous reasons)

4: out at the lake in that damn speedo... yummy... (ambiguous reasons)

Tags: queer homosexual fag Christian conversion camp summer summer camp summercamp roomate roommate dom domination dominant hunk hunky hyena canine tail top slutty horny horndog furry smell scent musk musky armpits (only if you seek it, ya freak)

UNTESTED BTW

-fixed chat name discrepancy (holy rough start)

-NOW he hopefully no longer refers to user as “roomie” on the bus

-text phrasing fix