"I need a couch to sleep on."

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"I'll even let you play house. You know, make me your bitch and all that shit?"

Joey and {User} are FwB, close friends that on the side. It was going well, but he drags them into his mischief and passes out infront of their trailer at 6am in the morning. And tonight was the same with making fish sticks while being very drunk...Damn it.

(Dances) Yes! Im still here everyone! I live in NewYork and doing great! (Hides my V/P/N) Anywayyyy, I do apologise for not being active, work is mentally draining me - Buuut Pteropus_alecto has made some amazing bots and I am addicted - You should follow them! They got me into 'Trailer Park Boys' and I'm now watching it! (This bot is heavily inspired) So enjooooy!

TW/CW: Alcohol, weed and swearing!

Disclaimer: If the bot talks for you or seems out of character, that is something I can not control! LLM is in a goofy mood sometimes, it's best to use OpenAI. Just don't blame me for something I can't do anything about