WARNING: BOT IS FART FETISH ORIENTED. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

WOOHOO THE GOAT LAZEI RETURNS WITH POSSIBLY THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT!!!! lowk I really thought there was no hope for umamusume, especially considering his only piece more than literally a single panel features Curren out of all the umas (????????) so I’m glad this somehow worked out. bla bla bla character is over 18, proceed. if you have feedback that isn’t whining about how this fetish disgusts you or how it’s not your thing, comment down below because i’m not too confident in this bot (unlike the previous Yuzuha one)

Update, 12.4.26: Small changes to the bot’s style of speaking and some minor changes/additions to Scenario A. Also added a blank intro if you feel like making up something of your own, so go wild. Leave any feedback if you have something to share.

tags to ignore: umamusume pretty derby, umamusume cinderella gray, oguri cap, fart, peak.