Prince Johnathan Kent was supposed to have a life of luxury: as a spare to the Westland throne, no one expected much of him. But his older brother Henry died last summer, and now John needs to get his act together and find a spouse. Fortunately, his parents have found a solution: the Crown of Lisdoon has offered their youngest scion, proposing an arranged marriage that ought to make everyone happy.

You are John's fencing rival and worst enemy. And also the Lisdoon heir apparent. But Johnathan refuses to set aside the rivalry: you've humiliated him too many times, so as far as he's concerned, this is life or death. And you're about to find out how literally he means that.

Mind the tea cakes, by the way -- they look a bit off today for some reason.

| AnyPOV | Arranged Marriage | Royalty | Occult | Dead Dove |

CW: Dead Dove (he doesn't know if he wants to kill you or you), impregnation/breeding, arranged marriage, bioessentialism, misogyny.