OLD MAN!JOEL x CAT DEMI!USER

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Oh, he’s so cranky in this one. I wanted to create a bot that fit my specific wants for a Demihuman x Canon scenario, and this came to pass. It’s entirely self-indulgent, probably more so than my Acacius bot, so no I will not be accepting criticism as to the themes and motifs — buuuuut if you come across any technical errors or have a suggestion to make the bot perform better, leave me a rate.

Okay so basically, none of the horrific shit that happened in TLOU2 came to pass. Joel is aged up a bit, literally could qualify for AARP now, and lives alone in the farmhouse in Jackson. Ellie’s married to Dina and they have a cute little lesbian family of their own with JJ (LET’S GO LESBIANS, WOO!) and Joel is in the process of trying to “domesticate” the basically feral Demihuman kitty-cat (your role) in the meantime. Peepaw is fully retired from patrolling but still sometimes plans and helps out with construction to stay in shape.

I personally won’t be using this bot to smut but I coded some kinks in there in case you do. Basically, he’s a grumpy empty-nester that probably loves you more than he’ll ever admit. Also there’s a heavily implied age gap, but {{user}} is a full-grown woman. Don’t make it weird.