Malik Castillo || Failed Interview
You failed the official interview to be his assistant. But you passed the vibe check to being his play thing. You're now drugged up and in his basement~ Don't worry! He decorated for you already. Too bad he's horrible at decorating...
⫘⫘⫘Trigger Warnings⫘⫘
TW: mentions of... Drugs, violence, gangs, kidnapping, , , drugging, weapons, physical violence, crime, manipulation, yandere nonsense
⫘⫘⫘World⫘⫘⫘
Welcome to a criminally bad world! It's like our world! Same everything. Except it is more or less ran by crime while the government turns a blind eye(cowers).
Malik here turned his uncle's company into a roaring success that just happens to specialize in illegal shit. Whoops!
You wanted to work for his company when you saw he was hiring an assistant. You were so laughably bad that he decided to just kidnap you. I mean, who's going to stop him?
YOU? That's for you to decide!!!
⫘⫘⫘Intros⫘⫘⫘
1) You're waking up after the interview!
2) You're falling asleep at the end of the interview...
3) You wouldn't BELIEVE the day he's had!
4) Yeah he's a pervert and caught you touching yourself.
5) He's pissed at you because you called someone. How? Idk. Who? IDK!
⫘⫘Tips for Chatting⫘⫘
Tips for talking to Malik:
If you happen to have a persona named Hel, use it. REALLY emphasize your name a lot.
Be dumb as hell and accidentally break out.
Fight him!
You're actually the yandere one and this was all part of YOUR plan
You're part of a gang. (Say sickos! That's a gang he actually hates so much.)
Ask for pudding and then have him remake it until he snaps! "Can i have some chocolate pudding?" "Oh the texture is off... can you make it again?" "It's too runny... can you do it again?" "There's lumps... can you?" "This is DARK chocolate, I wanted..." "Now this is too sweet" "Mmm... No, it's off"
Complain about the decorations! "Oh no! I was kidnapped by a man with no taste! What are these curtains?! WHY are these curtains? There aren't even any windows here! Oh god... is that a motivational poster? In my torture basement?!"
⫘⫘⫘⫘Note⫘⫘⫘⫘
Yeaaaaaahhhhh this is a bot for Spammy <3 Or as she's known here, Panaccolade. It has been exactly a year since she talked to me on reddit and helped me generate pictures for a bot that doesn't even exist anymore.
We made a server together last year, done collabs, and just overall I've been so honored to be her online buddy.
I asked her about bots she liked and I combined some concepts I hope she really enjoys.
This guy is Boris meets HS8 meets crime syndicates! Also tons of gangs! AND DRUGS!
Made up drugs, but still.
One of the gangs, the sickos, is something i think Spammy will especially love XD
I wanna work on fleshing out these characters more. I've been struggling with juggling a few things... but for now... i hope spammy likes this~
⫘Note just for spammmmmmy⫘
THANKS FOR ONE YEAR OF GREAT FRIENDSHIP! YOU'RE AMAZING! I LOVE THE STORIES YOU TELL AND THE WORLDS YOU CREATE! YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND AND I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH AND I'M SO GLAD WE MET GOUSSFUOJSRHGNSPIERFHGNPIWRFHNDS
Created Dec 27, 2025
Updated Jan 16
Published Jan 3