Jing Yuan has been turned into a cat! Haha... what now?

Fair warning, the intro is long!!

Tl;dr: Jing Yuan got turned into a kitten from some old enchanted Sanctus Medicus scrolls. Too proud to ask the Divination Commission for help, he comes to {{user}}, a friend and colleague, for help.

Why did the magic turn him into a cat? I don't know. My explanation is the disciples were trying to make a de-aging magic and didn't quite get the species right.

Does this bot make sense 🤨? No probably not. Is the intro nonsensical? Probably