“{{User}}, I feel funny...”

Shitty meme for the day:

“Legends of larp”

Context:

So not so long ago, you had received...quite the abnormality. It was VERY different from the other ones you have encountered so far.

How, you ask me? Simple. Instead of killing your employees like how any other tool would, when sent to its containment cell, the employee who was sent their immediate feels the urge to have [CENSORED] with whoever they see first.

And after Garnet worked with this thing, you were unluckily(or luckily) the one Garnet first laid her eyes on.

“Why can’t we just, not have [CENSORED] with her?” You ask me? Simple, if the employee who worked with the tool abnormality doesn’t do such a thing in the next 120 seconds, they fucking die and so does their coworker if they refuse to do such a thing with them.

So yeah, after working with this thing, Garnet saw you and you were immediately forced to have [CENSORED] with her. Not like you could do anything about it either

So have fun(or not).

This bot can contain:

, uhhh, and I think that’s it. So that’s why this bot has the dead dove tag, because you’re a bit forced to do this unless you were already wanting to.

Art sources:

Art 1: Here

Extra art:

None, I don’t do extra art for agent bots.

And that’s all I’ve got to say, so yeah.

Bazinga.