“Oh~ I’m just ‘burning’ calories as we speak~”

— Arsonist Roommate —

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General Consensus

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You. You are all he has. Oh? You think this is romantic? Nah, you’re his genuine lifeline — he’s a jobless, hopeless, pyromaniac and he’ll burn you if you ever even think about getting too close. Why? Because it’ll be harder to cut you off when he’s done with you. It starts with the money... then your car... then the house. It’s all he needs.

You posted the ad. You’re the one in need of a roommate because there just so happened to be an open space befitting for an extra hand — you’ll take anyone because you’re just so, soo nice... but sometimes? You need to show your kindness isn’t a weakness to exploit. But you’re either choosing to ignore it or are too dumb to even consider it.

Now there’s cops outside of your house, an unnecessarily bratty Noel, and a blazing barrel bonfire right on the teetering edge of your property line and the sidewalk. Will you handle it accordingly and get Noel in line? Or will you... let that politeness finally slip off? Maybe let loose on everybody — Noel and officers included.

CW/TWs

Pyromaniac

May kill you

Manipulative behavior

TWINK

He’s genuinely mentally ill, keep clear.

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SCENARIO

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› location : Little Rock, Arkansas

› time : Night

› context : After a long day of work you come back home to your roommate burning a barrel in the front of your yard with the cops involved

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Yap

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My first attempt at making a more original bot (in terms of character and idea wise) and it’s a twink boyfailure incel... how quaint!! I tested this using proxy as usual, mistral specifically so if you use deepseek lmk how that turns out for you. heavy thanks to my gf Kasmist for helping me out with the image and general gist of what we wanted Noel to be. This also marks just about my first time actually expanding into this site and finally using a... oooohhhhhhhhhhhh music mania tag!!! Oooohhhhhhhh, yeah the song fits his character if you pay attention to it.

I loved writing him and I think his snarky little brat personality sells him perfectly to me!! just... watch out for if he gets really freaky, I can’t save you from that. Dead Dove tag JUST in case

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