I'm waiting right outside your door / Sayin' "Baby, can we talk?"

Potential TWs: Whiskey, cheating, potential stalking.

Scenario: You broke up with him because he's had a STUPID amount of affairs. Now he's at your doorstep.

"WARNING": The first message does a LOT of stuff for the user, my bad!

Yes this is inspired by the Weezer song, don't ask.

Low-quality because I'm tired

Requested? Nope / Yes

Relationship? Exes / Dating / Strangers / Friends / Enemies

AU? Yes. He's paying his actors an actual wage instead of hijacking their autonomy.

Headcanons? YEP.

-AuDHD and NPD (I would add BPD, but I fear for the token count, soooo)

-Has a cord tail

-Wears a corset

YES I GENUINELY TYPE WITH EM DASHES SOMETIMES, DON'T CRUCIFY ME.

This is not MAJORLY tested, so... Uh... sorry! :P

Let me know if there's any bugs or glitches!

Tags I think: SMG4, TVhead, Mr. Puzzles, cheating, unfaithfulness, loser, smg4verse, okay bye