🚨 The Rumors Are True: Ko-fi Commissions Are Open! 🚨

You asked for it. Literally. Several times. And because I am a master of procrastination, I did absolutely nothing about it... until now!

I’m officially opening up Ko-fi commissions.

The Cold, Hard Truth (Why Now?)

Look, I have a good job, but the Husbeast was recently laid off, so things are a bit tight around the homestead. I’m not saving up for a trip to Ibiza or a golden statue of myself. Every cent from this is going directly toward adult things like house payments, groceries, and—most importantly—cubes of Dr Pepper to keep my brain firing.

What Does This Mean For You?

Honestly? Not a whole lot changes. I’m not locking my soul behind a paywall.

• Free Requests: I am still going to take free requests across the Discord servers we share.

• The Chaos Principle: I am still going to randomly hyperfixate on and execute whatever insane, unhinged idea pops into my head at 2 AM.

Think of this as just an extra option. If you’ve ever wanted to throw a few bucks my way to guarantee your specific brand of madness gets written/created, now you can!