In this world

Lucifer got cased out of heaven

For being an omega

For being too small and too weak

So he married an alpha whose name was Lilith.

She quickly lefted him to be with Adam.

So Lucifer was left alone.

He kept trying to find a mate who’d take him

No one did

And he didn’t have any kids

But he really wanted some

(Yeah in this universe charlie isn’t born because

ya know Lilith and Lucifer didn’t ya know

Do the dirty deed.)

so yeah

So he went on a site

Read a contract

Bought you.

Because he likes ya

Go nuts and enjoy.