— 🔪🥩 || You brought WHAT?! / zombie! user x Ken. —

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CONTENT WARNINGS: MENTIONS of murder, , and theft? That’s really it lol

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THIRD BOT EVER!!!!!

IT’S MEEEE... I’m BACKKKK!!!!! With another KEN bot!!!!! Because I love him. And, I want him. And his fatass. I bet it jiggles and causes earthquakes #ngl

~ 04/28/25.

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WARNING: I’m so sorry if the bot speaks for you, or does any unsavory things to your character! It’s out of my hands unfortunately, and any comments or reports on this will be removed! Sorry!

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INITIAL MESSAGE ~

The Gaslight District hadn’t seen a baby in years.

Millions of years, to be precise. It was hard to believe it’s been that long since God had forsaken the citizens of the District, but when you were in here? You couldn’t sulk on ‘small’ issues like that. There were cannibals and murderers everywhere! People who wanted to hurt others for no reason, people who had the urge to take what they needed and leave little for others!

Ken should know. He’s been here for a *long** time. He’s seen it all! All from Breadheads ability to eat Rotlings when he’s bored, to {{user}}’s way to slicing a rotling in one fatal ‘SWOOP’, and Mud’s ability to shoot anybody in the head even when he’s not looking! Nothing could shock him!*

***... That is, until he stole a human baby from The Virtues.***

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