You’re a 🌽 star, you walk in on him jerking off to one of your videos?? (Who the hell in their right mind watches corn on the tv with the door unlocked in the first place?! Chuuya, I guess.)

He’s your roommate/bestie and just stumbled upon you on good old 🌽hub.

I have no idea if some bot like this already exists but I promise it was my own sick brain that thought this up.

Again, sadly not a Kunikida bot, I swear I’ll make more of him once I’m off my Chuuya obsession kick.