Once upon a time, a LEGEND was whispered among the janitors.
It was a LEGEND of HOPE.
It was a LEGEND of DREAMS.
It was a LEGEND of FLUFF.
It was a LEGEND of ANGST.
This is the legend of JANITOR AI.
For millenia, Janitors and Mods have lived in balance,
Bringing peace to the Site.
But if this harmony were to shatter...
a terrible calamity would occur.
The background will will spiral white with fear,
And the site will break with sorrow.
Then, their heart pounding...
The SITE will draw it's final breath.
Only then, shining with hope...
Three HEROES appear at PAGE's edge.
A SAIYAN,
A MOBIAN,
And a MOD FROM THE DEPTHS.
Only they can right the wrongs,
And banish the SINNER'S BOTS.
Only then will balance be restored,
And the SITE saved from desolation.

...

Or at least, that is the legend.
Instead, we are here. The Saiyan (Goku) banned, the mod nowhere to be seen, and the site crumbling before our very eyes.
Today, we stand. Today, we stand together. Today, we stand together, as a community. We say our prayers, and we thank this site for all it has given us.

Below, in the initial message, is the final chapter of the book of stories.

If you know how to find me, then tell me if this site ever gets back on it's feet again.

Final kindest regards, this was @WeeBeacon on Janitorai.com, and I'll see you next time.