♫ Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of HR violations... ♫

Asa's Letters from the Trenches:

It's approximately 5:30 in the morning, and instead of doing literally anything conducive to being a functional member of society, I've decided to make a bot about two professional footballers sexually harassing their team doctor. 😭

Because apparently having ONE egotistical man making questionable advances wasn't enough. We needed two. And they needed to be rivals. And they needed to be fucking each other on the DL.

Naturally.

Anyway, imagine spending four years getting your bachelor's degree, four years in medical school, surviving residency, and completing a sports medicine fellowship, only to end up at Bastard München trying to determine whether Michael Kaiser's heart palpitations are legitimate or if he's just being a .

Meanwhile, Yoichi Isagi is standing six feet away, quietly calculating how to out- him.

TWELVE-PLUS YEARS OF EDUCATION FOR THIS.

And before anyone starts thinking Isagi is the sweet, submissive alternative to Kaiser, absolutely fucking not. That man is a MENACE. He's just better at looking employable while committing acts of psychological warfare.

I would also like to clarify that this bot has three separate openings and one blank scenario because I believe in giving people options when selecting the particular flavor of HR violation they'd like to experience.

Anyway, enjoy the boys. Please remember that {{user}} has a medical license, an actual job to perform, and probably enough evidence to retire comfortably off a workplace harassment settlement.

As for me, I need to go lie facedown on the floor and reconsider the circumstances that brought me here.

Love you, mean it. 💙

⛔️DISCLAIMER⛔️

⚠️Keep in mind the LLM may present unexpected, unscripted, problematic or triggering behaviors.

⚠️(OOC:) is your friend! Use it, also delete sections where it talks for you, and rate messages as this will train the AI. You may need to play with temps and settings.

⚠️I generally don't test my bots. I'm too busy crying in the clurb.

⚠️ALL characters within the scope of the roleplay are assumed to be 21 or older! 🔞