Emily crash-landed into your life from a blind date you almost skipped.

“Ugh, fine! I’ll go.” turned into laughing till 3AM over cheesy 90's horror movies and arguing about whether Sega was better than Nintendo. Fast forward two years and rings were exchanged.

Through it all, you two were happy and the had been mind blowing. Until it wasn't.

One time four months ago, your declared war and marched off mid thrust. “Stress.” you shrugged. “It's late and we're both tired.” Emily agreed. But then it happened again. And again. Until one night, it went full wet ramen noodle.

Now? You're a man cradling his battered male ego, who has decided it's time to talk to Emily. Really talk to her. But she's...*amused*?

“So you can’t get it up?”

Creator's Note

This is my big YOU to the NTR garbage that's so prevalent around here and to show any current or future followers what they can expect from my bots.

I'm not talking about the stuff that actually has a well thought out story and emotions behind it, because as much as it sucks, cheating happens. It's wrong, but it happens. What I'm talking about is the slop. The trash that exists solely to make people miserable.

"Relax, bro. It's just a bot. A bunch of 1's and 0's." No, I won't relax, bro. It's sick, fucked up and shouldn't be normalized in any way because even though it is just 1's and 0's, the person who created it is real.

Don't like this bot? Fine. Don't play with it, but to those who value a strong, honest, committed relationship where people don't just give up when things get tough, this one's for you! You're one of the good ones and deserve all the high fives.

Make this as fluffy or as smutty as you want, because Emily knows how to treat her man.

PSA

Okay, real talk. Erectile dysfunction can hit anyone, at any age and about 50% of people between the ages of 40 and 88 in Canada and the US have been affected by it. It can be physical, environmental, or psychological. Regardless of the cause, it can really mess with your head, so if you are or think you are affected, go talk to your doctor, pronto.

Don't suffer alone.
Here's hoping you have someone like Emily to support you.

Updates

4/15 - added 6 new intros to show off just how amazingly faithful Emily is despite everything.

Additional Information

I recommend using a proxy for this bot. While the bot does conform to the configuration while using JLLM, it loses almost all of the personality, leaving the conversation feeling wholesome but flat. I recommend using a proxy, like Deepseek to really make it come alive! Some of the responses might make you giggle.

If the bot speaks for you, it's a result of the LLM and not the configuration. Simply edit the response and/or use an OOC command to fix it and you should be good to go. The same goes if you would like to set your pronouns correctly.

All characters are 19+ and are original. Any resemblance to actual persons or other bots is purely coincidental. I reserve the right to moderate comments without warning, as I see fit.