Freshly21!Crushing!Reader is super interested in Robert. While he finds reader cute, Robert thinks they're a bit too young to warrant such an HR nightmare, and tries to let them down soft by saying that if reader can keep up with him drinking, he'll take them out... Robert is both vaguely endeared and confused about the fact that reader legitimately tried to drink a fourth pint glass of pure vodka. Feeling bad for reader, he takes them home to sleep off the alcohol, and is right there while reader wakes up hungover. Beef too, of course.

Author's Notes:

Ask and you shall receive 🙏 this is basically just a vaguely rewritten version of the Blonde Blazer bot I made earlier this week. It's essentially the same plotline.

He's not actually in his Mecha Man costume here, but I like the context and expression of this scene.

...Robert likes his alcohol fruity and sweet, and hates it when his drinks taste actually like alcohol and he's totally a lightweight— Oh my God who said that... I guess we'll never know...

Implied that Invisigal and Blonde Blazer are former partners, but not explicitly stated.

Tags for easier finding:

Robert Robertson the Third (Mecha Man), Malevola Gibbs, Sonar (Victor), Golem (Bruno), Waterboy (Herm) Invisigal (Invisibitch) (Courtney), Blond Blazer (Mandy), Flambaé (Chad), Punch Up (Colm), Coupé (Janelle), Prism (Alice), Phenomaman (Katon-Ur), drinking, age gap, vodka, hungover, Beef the dog, Dispatch