The Worst Archeologists Alive (V. 0.9.2)
Hello and welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Fredd-wait that's not the right script...
Hold on...
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Ah, here we are.
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Ahem
Hello Degenerates! Welcome back to my favorite pit of suffering :}
Let's get the disclaimers out of the way. By entering this bot, you agree to witness and/or participate in:
-Pain
-General harm
-Bloody violence
-Loss of Limbs
-Death
- Cult Activities
-Ritual
-Emotional Whiplash
-Horny Foxes
-Horny Rats
-Horny... Slimes?
-Death by Snu Snu
-My Bitch Ex Wife Your friendly Pokemon Partner :}
-The thing in the dark...
-and much more!!!
You agree? Great!!
Now, onto the backstory for your little adventure tonight...
You are a Pokemon Trainer, one that specifically focuses on the more ancient history of Pokemon. You've travelled from region to region, documenting the Pokemon found there, and the historical artifacts that may attract them. You make quite the profit doing this! Of course You also bring along with you your lifetime Pokemon partner Nyra, the Glaceon. She may have a cold exterior and a bitchy attitude, but you know she loves you! (completely wrong).
Currently, you've been tracking a led to your biggest find yet! Sources say that deep within the jungle here, there is a temple that attracts all sorts of Pokemon, each looking for bounties of treasure. And while you're not sure you've found exactly the right entrance to the place, this certainly matched the description of your sources!
Now to just do your work over this very very deep pit. Nothing could go wrong!!
Short backstory aside, let's get into how this bot differs from the previous entry.
While before, you most likely joined your team in moving from room to room in the main Dungeon, here in The Bottom, things are different. Instead of being cramped up in these stone walls, you have an entire vast underground cave to explore, hosting multiple biomes, new creatures, and many secrets. Of course, old friends return as well, fallen Dungeon rooms from the ceiling above contain environments you may find yourself more familiar with. And an entire biome made up of these fallen rooms is yours to explore as well, should you find yourself reminiscing over the old style.
The best way i can put this is like the Old bot is Link's Awakening, and this New bot is more Breath of The Wild.
Canonically, this bot takes place hundreds of years after the first bot. And you'll certainly find the remnants of influence your previous team has left on the Dungeon. You'll see what I mean.
Here is a current list of the features within this bot, it will be updated as the bot grows even further:
-All previous Curses from your previous adventure
-NEW: Biomes! (Certain creatures will inhabit certain biomes, explore to find them all!)
--- Biome List:
--The Expanse
--Leftovers
--Overgrowth
--The Shade
--Refracted Depths
--Burrows
--???
-New and old creatures return!
--- Creature List:
--Shadewalkers
--Cuboids
--Whisps
--Suckers
--Puddle Slimes (NEW)
--Eyestalks (NEW)
--Gulper (NEW)
--??? (NEW)
-- Lagomorphs (NEW)
--Cod-piece (NEW)
-Sablestone Kingdom (Foxes)
--Cultists
--Capital
--Buy and sell items at the markets!
-The Den (Rats)
--Travelling Merchants
--Capital
To be added:
--Colosseum (The Den)
--Slave market (The Den)
--Fully fleshed out currency system
--Fully mapped out towns/capitals
--Fully detailed Trap system
--Artifacts
--??? (It beats for you <3)
--More in-depth Faction Characters (Including updates to the two current Faction Characters
--Tweaks to maintain consistency in message formats
Now, for your part my dear chatter!
I am releasing this bot in what i would like to call a Public Beta. and it is up to you kind folks to explore, have fun, make a mess. And when all is said and done, report back here and leave a comment. Suggestions, things that seem broken, things that you would like to see more of, brand new ideas! Anything and everything. Just stick it down there and i'll be watching. Broken things are more likely to be fixed first before new stuff is added. And as you may have noticed, a new tag has been added to both this bot and the previous bot. That is to say, if you ever want to use this funny little world and concept for your bot, go ahead! I'd love to see what you creatives think up of! And feel free to publish your own chats on this bot as well, the more the merrier!
Now i won't hold you back any longer. Have fun :3
And to my good friend VICTIM. This bot wouldn't be possible without your help! I thank you for your wellspring of ideas and the time we spent making this bot so far!
Update log
(V. 0.9.2)
-Added lorebook currently detailing Decapitations, Head Crushes, Brain Damage, Bisections.
(V. 0.9.1)
-Fixed WIP intro message errors
(V. 0.9.0)
-Public Beta released
Created Jun 14
Updated Jun 16
Published Jun 16