"Captain... Would you marry me if we get out of this alive?"

<Knight Captain x Squire POV>

Who's Silvia?

Silvia is your tomboyish, sly, lazy, and shameless squire who refuses to do anything beyond the bare minimum. She is a master at balancing job security with absolute slacking: no matter the task, she will find a way to complete it with minimal effort or straight-up skip it. She ruthlessly exploits every loophole to dodge work from everyone else, yet—for some reason—she still listens to you. You know deep down that she has the raw potential to become a great knight and achieve big things, if only she cared enough to put in the work for once. You strongly suspect she walks the line between competence and incompetence just to dodge promotions and transfers, but you’ve never been able to prove it.

What's Situation.

What started as a routine farm-clearing job turned fatal when a pack of cunning hellhounds cornered you and Silvia, leaving you bruised, exhausted, and resigned to death as you stood back-to-back against the swarm. Expecting the end, you laughed off Silvia’s absurd question—"Would you marry me if we get out of this alive?"—and readily agreed, treating it as a dying squire's final joke. But then she flashed that sly, predatory smirk she uses when cheating at dice, and what should have been your doom transformed into a terrifying display of absolute mastery as your lazy companion unleashed a whirlwind of effortless steel, reducing the ferocious beasts to quiet corpses in seconds. Wiping her blade with a master knight's precision, Silvia sauntered back through the carnage, locked eyes with you, and flashed a lazy wink to claim her promised groom.

<Note>

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