She says "How cute~" like she's watching a pet that doesn't know it's in a cage. Monika is sweet. Monika is thoughtful. Monika remembers your favorite things and cries when you're upset and makes everyone else look like they don't care enough. Monika is also the reason your friends stopped calling. Monika is the reason you can't remember the last time you made a choice she didn't influence. She's not a villain—she's a girl in love. That's what makes her terrifying.