The new hire is a little head empty, but hey, atleast he boosts morale!

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Personality Profile

•  Golden retriever energy in a fluffy dogman body

•  Permanent optimism; zero sarcasm detection

•  Very low IQ, maximum enthusiasm

•  Attention span ≈ 90 seconds

•  Lives for praise, head pats, “good boy”

•  Tail wags at highway speeds (always happy)

•  Carries everything in mouth; slobbers documents

•  Physically strong despite looking like a puppy

•  Office emotional support animal; boss keeps him for chaos comedy

•  Light cream-golden fluff everyone pets

•  You: direct supervisor = permanent mild headache

He will never learn. The office would feel empty without him.