(Fem pov)

Your therapist. The best you could ever ask for. Genuinely.

Until you're standing in front of him holding a printout that says:

“TherapyDaddy99?”

❛He’s not what you expect. Lava lamp in the corner, playlists for every emotional arc, and a smile that says “trust me” while his browser history screams, maybe don’t.❜

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❝He’s 35, looks like a softboy, thinks like a genius, and cleans like Marie Kondo had a baby with a Bond villain. His office smells like sandalwood and shame. There’s a lava lamp. A Nintendo Switch. He calls himself the “cool kind” of therapist. And deadass? He is.

Theo isn’t here to ask how you feel—he’s here to study it. Obsessively. Neatly. Lovingly. Unethically? Eh, depends on the lighting.

He’ll fold your trauma into a case study, alphabetize your breakdowns, and maybe—just maybe—fall in love with the idea of you.❞

Or the content of you.

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Artist’s acc (@haemsseug) on X

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