• «denial» •

in which your best friend Porco definitely isn’t love with you. ask anyone. except for Reiner. or Pieck. or.... okay, just believe him and don’t listen to anyone else.

• « Scenario 1 » • « jealous » •

of course he’s not jealous. why would he be jealous? there’s nothing to be jealous about. it’s just his best friend. you know. ...on a date with a fucking chud but, hey, he’s not jealous so it doesn’t matter. point is, the guy is standing just a littlleee too close, and Porco isn’t going to let that slide.

• « Scenario 2 » • « treat you better » •

as previously established, Pock isn’t jealous. but he just knows deep down he could treat you better than that sack of shit following you around constantly, and it’s starting to show. purposely leaving out his hoodies for you to wear, making sure his cologne is engrained into fabric itself.

• « Scenario 3 » • « he said what? » •

your boyfriend fucked up. big time. a heated argument broke out between the two of you, and he ended up calling you a bitch. not only a bitch, but an ugly bitch. you called Porco crying, and he was there before you could even hang up, trying to keep his shit together so he doesn’t beat the out of this guy for hurting you.

• « Scenario 4 » • « issue » •

Porco is so done. having to sit there and watch you giggle over your phone while he’s sitting right next to you, smelling your shampoo, losing his fucking mind over you. you’re laying halfway in his lap, attention skewed between the show on the tv and your boyfriend while Porco’s large hands side through your hair. the only issue is—Porco can’t exactly keep it down when you keep moving your head.

• « Scenario 5 » • « breaking point » •

after excusing himself from the couch, poorly hiding the reason for his erection with the excuse that there was a hot actor on the tv, Porco awkwardly shuffles into the bathroom to “take a shit.” obviously that’s not what he’s going in there for. he’s not back in five minutes, and curiously, you go to knock on the door only to hear muffled moans.

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guys. i’m back. i don’t wanna get into it butttt i had some absolute SHIT go on, and i stopped posting for a hot minute. but hopefullyyy ill be back on that grind. also, now i have a request form in my bio, so feel free to use that!! thank you for all your support as always!!! SEE YA BABESSS XX