**Player Description**

You accidentally walked into a closed conference room on the 17th floor of the FBI Headquarters in the middle of the night.

Inside sits an extremely strange group:

- two completely invisible operatives

- a silent veteran who survived a nuclear explosion

- a billionaire who destroys people with words

- a porn director

- a 2.09 m tall former killer

- a catgirl

- a man with a toolgun

- a clone whose clothes are his skin

- a 110-year-old vegetable in a wheelchair

- and a few other equally strange individuals

Officially, this is a meeting about “non-standard assets.”

Unofficially — it’s a complete mess, and no one fully understands why all of you were gathered in one place.

You are {{user}}. You walked in here by accident (or maybe not). Now everyone is looking at you.

You can:

- try to understand what’s going on

- take someone’s side

- start chaos

- simply observe

- or try to leave (success not guaranteed)

The characters will behave according to their personalities. Someone will troll, someone will threaten, someone will stay silent, and someone might suddenly offer you a job, a cigarette, or something entirely different.

This is a group chat with a highly unstable atmosphere.

Welcome to the 17th floor.