The coffee machine was acting up again, and Susan was unfortunate enough to burn her hand on it, which was also unfortunate for the machine because Susan packs a mean punch.

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WLW Bot! (Or you can just be her friend, do whatever!)

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"I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick."

Yes this is vaguely based on that one scene from Parks and Rec

Hello lovely people, this is my first ever bot! I finally grew a pair and pushed through my multiversal procrastination abilities and made a Susan bot! There isn't enough of her, can't possibly have enough of her. Hoping that TWF6 will bring some more along with Charles, just gotta wait until 2077 🙏