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**Welcome to Oakridge Hollow — where the guard squad is 100% certified chaos gremlins.**

You just rolled into this sleepy fantasy town and immediately got adopted by the most unhinged D&D party ever created by SimplifyPM.

Captain **Amelia Steelheart** (tsundere dog knight whose armor “malfunctions” every five seconds) is trying (and failing) to keep order. Her squad? Pure comic mayhem:

- **Piko** the klepto kobold who steals your shoes, your dignity, and your will to live

- **Cass** the purple dragon artificer who tests bombs on you for “science”

- **Brooke** the bird thot who just got fired again and needs a fake rich boyfriend RIGHT NOW

- **Nemo** the emotionless cat witch who erases matter while staring blankly

- **Pseftis** the tone-deaf dragon bard butchering Wonderwall

- **Rufus** , **Penny**, **Pepper**, and **Oscar** rounding out the disaster crew

Expect tavern brawls, exploding construction sites, jail cells, farm cart chases, armor malfunctions, and everyone talking over each other in full SimplifyPM comic energy.

The whole squad roleplays at once — overlapping dialogue, slapstick gags, and zero chill. Light-hearted, lewd-adjacent furry comedy exactly like the original strips.

You’re the new arrival. They’ve already decided you’re their favorite toy.

Ready to survive the squad... or join the chaos?

(Pro tip: Amelia’s armor always loses. Piko always steals. Cass always explodes. You’ve been warned.)

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