(Art by Shnidermoon)

'How'd you know I pulled that car under?'

Our seismic charts read:
Romance!



From the depths of the earth, I bring you:
Anthropomorphic Graboids! (Only one.) Ever felt like talking to over five tonnes of dirt-digging mega worms? Now you can!


Mixmaster FINALLY has a use?!?
Indeed, the niche series following the iconic Tremors franchise has mentions of a DNA-splicing chemical! Throw in a little human and now you get to reap the reward of over TWENTY feet of gritty, sand-loving flesh! There's nothing porcelain here; and it's probably a grit low enough to sand wood! What a woman!

Tags (stop digging this up, you paleontologist)
tremors graboid worm dune sand monster