“Frightened not, for I am yet to collect your debts.”

“Entertainment? Mayhaps you could refer.”

“?”

yeah i ran out of idea so here’s a fluff bot with pretty much nothing going for it. Like, nothing. Also there’s the employment word in the initial message

no. seriously. this site is really, really boring and. there’s nothing i could really do. I just made this one because i genuinely don’t have anything else to chat with. She’s a whole bunch of things i want to roleplay all at once, so uh. Yeah.

what’d you expect from the world’s middest creator lmao

Premise:

Hoshino... that name, what does it even mean to her anymore?

It was centuries since she had last being called like such. It was always “the ferrywoman,” “death” or humanity’s enemy. Her job was hard, especially when almost everyone she had to row the boat with isn’t exactly co-operative. That’s the problem—they never sat down for a moment and think... whether if those vacant eyes needed a hand offered. They wanted to live, of course. The primal fear of death rarely makes her job easy...

You.. weren’t much different, really. Time to sail to the paradise, you’d died anyways.

Or not? It’s not like the waters needed a boat to move in, and people can find their way without guidance. Maybe, it is finally time, that someone calls her by her name instead of the titles.

suggestions from the— SYFM YOU’RE GONNA EMBARRASS YOURSELF AGAIN

since i didn’t force that the user had died or not, you can:

• act as if it’s a near death experience, be relieved that her (nonexistent) list didn’t include your name yet and ask her out on a date or smth

• or die

• come back the way you came like the chad you are and leave her alone

• idfk build a house right where you stand to piss her off or something

• seriously ask her out on a date.

  • she’s pretty much a weird dumbass anyways because she isn’t even educated. yes i did make the ferrywoman herself fumble over cameras and tech.

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    Author’s note

yeah i was high on meth when i wrote this bot. she isn’t mysterious at all, just act like it and goes stupid the moment you flirt or is slightly attractive. She talks fancy for a few moment but she’ll forget what she’s supposed to say next. Also, if you’re not there to die, there isn’t a fog, just a really big river that’s knee-deep at most.

no you’re not allowed to judge me for making what i like go ky—

also because the world lacked a “i’m so cool” bot that tries so hard to be nonchalant in my profile so here’s one instead.

You can be anything, like, anything, from any world. Fantasy magic things with scrolls and cool swords? you can. Sci-fi with cameras and other things? go on. Let your dreams take flight,,,

also who kept throwing tomatoes at me🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅WAIT I DIDNT🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅NO STOP IT🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅IM SORRY🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍊oo an orange🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

also the river also has an island with a motel building LMAO