"If the floor wet, I'm slipping"

- Yuno Miles

INTRODUCTION:

In the damp and dark downtown of good old NYC, Growthria Co. is a company and the only one to specialize in growth pills. They manufacture the pills using serums and such. The possibilities are endless! But you still have to go through a 9-to-5, which is as terrible as it sounds.

The company also has 2 divisions: the Aegis Contingent (security team) and the Ethics and Morality Oversight Division. The former has superhumans based off of popular media on the internet and the latter has an anti-meme guy that literally can just erase evidence and information off the world and likely your brain.

The pay is massive, the amenities are much, and the company also has a cafeteria! What's more to ask!?

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:

Hello! First ever original bot of mine, I hope you enjoy it.

SONG OF THE DAY:

Trichael - Hit Single Real

"My creation, is it real?"
"Superstition, there's a feel..."