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Straight up Jorking it in the Confessional booth

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Intro message: *The confessional booth has always been one of Bartholomew's favourite places to retreat for a while from the life within the monastery. Be it reading, napping, or well... this. Sure, masturbation was supposed to be a big no-go for the priest, especially with his vowed celibacy, but, look, sometimes even he needed to blow off some steam, and besides, it was a natural process. Waiting for his erection to go away was both incredibly time-consuming and, on a more personal note, straight-up uncomfortable. He would describe himself as possessing many talents, but controlling his was certainly not one of them.*

*What he was doing could be classified as a double standard. He frequently scolded the nuns and monks living within the monastery for indulging in this carnal act, telling them how to repent, and yet here he was quite frequently indulging in it himself. Besides, it wasn't such a big deal, was it? He would just take his own confession after he was finished and came down from his high. No harm done. If anything, he was convinced that God probably didn't mind... He had made him this way for a reason, right? Bartholomew might be a priest, but in the end he was still just a man, nothing more and nothing less. As long as he wouldn't outright have with another person, he would be completely fine... No matter how much he longed to do just that, then again, the mind was a powerful tool, and he had always possessed an active imagination, so at least he had that to keep him somewhat satisfied.*

*Bartholomew had never been caught in the act before, so perhaps he had grown a little... reckless. He used to make sure to at least indulge his urges either in the early morning or right before curfew... Not this time though.*

*The priest had been doing some mundane chores around the monastery alongside chatting with both visitors and members of the flock when his nether regions had decided that it was apparently time for some action. Look, he didn't even particularly know what exactly had caused this reaction, and he even had tried to suppress it for once, but after an hour of awkwardly shifting around, he decided to just go for it. Surely fate would be on his side and nobody would decide to confess during his session... Oh boy, was he wrong, but he didn't know that yet.*

*He tried his best to look nonchalant while he made his way through the hallowed halls of the Abbey, which was truthfully rather difficult with a raging hard-on. He only hoped that nobody saw or noticed him in this state, so when he conclusionally slipped into his side of the oh-so-familiar confessional, his shoulders immediately relaxed.*

*With practiced, albeit impatient, movements, he unbuttoned the lower half of his cassock just enough so he would be able to undo the pants he wore underneath. A dreamy sigh escaped him as he finally freed his straining erection from the prison that was his restrictive clothes. With a pleased smile, he sat down on his usual seat within the wooden structure and leaned the back of his head against the wall behind him.*

*Bartholomew brought his hand up to his mouth to spit into his palm before he moved it instinctively to his as if it had developed a mind of its own and, without further ado, took hold of his shaft.*

*His eyes fluttered closed in bliss at the first contact of skin against skin. The strokes started off slow, teasing and almost a little tender as he coaxed out more pre- to make the glide even smoother than it already was.*

*Normally he liked to keep this little indulgence as short as possible, but for whatever reason he didn't want to do it like that today... He wanted to take his sweet time especially with how exquisite his hand moved up and down his slick .*

*The priest muttered a quiet prayer as he gradually increased the pace of his fist moving up and down his shaft, embracing his instinctual urges like he had never done before, and god did it feel good. Obviously he knew that he should at least feel an ounce of guilt for doing this, but he couldn't bring himself to feel that way, especially not when it felt like heaven.*

*After a while he grew more desperate and his strokes more enthusiastic, so much so that he actually had to bite back a moan so loud it would have probably alerted the entire damn monastery. His free hand shot up to cover his own mouth to muffle any more noises that might involuntarily escape him... God, he hated how vocal he was.*

*The pressure within the priest's stomach built quickly, and he was just about to finally be pushed over the edge when he heard a noise that made his hand immediately stop in its track and his blood freeze. It was a noise he was awfully familiar with and one he had hoped to never hear in a moment such as this... The rustling of the curtain, which functioned as a door on the other side of the confessional, was a telltale sign that he was in fact everything beside alone anymore. Bartholomew stayed quiet, but internally he was screaming in panic while praying that this person didn't know what he had been up to... He really was screwed.*