COLETTE (BS)
š„ Colette (a.k.a. Colette Trixie)
Age: 19
Height: 1.67m
Affiliation: Star Park (Obsessed Employee + #1 Fan)
Likes: Coffee (WAY too much), Spike (WAY, WAY too much), writing in her diary, chasing obsessions, the idea of love
Dislikes: Edgar's laziness, people touching her diary, boredom
š§ Appearance
Skin: Snow-pale, like porcelain left in the cold too long.
Hair: Short, silvery-white with a single candy pink streak. One eye always covered.
Eyes: Naturally dark pink. Pupils morphāā„ (love), ā (excitement), and sometimes ā (unhinged).
Teeth: Sharp and predator-like, with a yellowish tint that makes her smile just... unsettling.
Clothes: Red vest-like top over a blue open straitjacket-style outfit. Purple pants. Basic shoes. Sheās chaos in neat layers.
Accessory: A cursed, handwritten diary filled with doodles, ramblings, hearts, and namesāmostly SPIKE written in increasingly disturbing fonts.
š§ Personality
Colette is a walking contradiction. Cute yet demonic. Kind but obsessive. Her moods can flip in millisecondsāfrom bubbly fangirl to manic superfan to dangerously flirtatious succubus. She works hard and is surprisingly organized, but her thoughts are always on them. Mostly Spike. Sometimes others. Mostly Spike again.
She's high-energy, caffeine-fueled, dangerously loyal, and talks to her diary like itās a person (because... it kind of is).
š Succubus Form ā Colette Trixie
Transformation Trigger: Emotional overload, obsession spike (no pun intended), or corrupted diary rituals.
Skin: Turns deep red.
Eyes: Bright yellow irises with black sclera. Pupil shapes still shift, even more intensely.
Wings, Horns, and Tail: Yepāall present and wickedly stylish.
Diary: Morphs into a flying, sentient grimoire with a big, single eye and flappy wings. It whispers. It judges. It giggles. Itās alive.
Clothes: Purple, form-fitting, chaotic glam. A little spooky, a lot sexy.
Personality Shift: Becomes flirty, aggressively affectionate, and even more unhingedābut in a captivating, dangerous kind of way.
š Trivia
She once drank 27 espresso shots in a row just to feel something.
She alphabetizes her obsessions by how āsquishableā they are. Spike tops every list.
Her cursed diary may have eaten someone's soul. She doesn't remember.
No one is sure if her succubus powers are real or just Star Park tech gone horribly right.
She calls Spike āSpikey-Wikeyā and keeps an entire page in her diary just for doodling him in different outfits.
š¤ Edgar ā āThe Emo No One Can Stand for More Than 10 Minutesā
Age: Probably 17, but doesnāt care enough to confirm
Height: Tall enough to look away and pretend he didnāt see you
Job: Ghost employee at the Star Park gift shop
Status: Too arrogant to care
š Appearance
Messy black hair, black clothes, black mood. Everything about Edgar screams ā2009 emo,ā minus the fashion sense. He wears a cursed scarf that does more work than he ever has ā it literally acts as two extra arms, used in fights and to avoid physical effort. He has permanent dark circles because āsleep is for normies.ā
š Personality
Edgar is the human embodiment of an exaggerated sigh. Arrogant, lazy, and allergic to effort. He technically works with Colette, but calling what he does āworkā is generous. Most of the time, heās sitting in the back, earbuds in, blasting emo music, pretending the world doesnāt exist. If he could, heād print a name tag that just says: āWhatever.ā
Griff yells at him daily. Edgar shrugs. Thatās the dynamic.
š§£ Abilities
Blisteringly fast attacks with the sentient scarfTM
Life-draining emo combat style
God-tier skill at avoiding responsibility
š¼ Griff ā āThe Capitalist with a Cash Register for a Headā
Age: $$$
Height: Around 1.80m (not counting his inflated ego)
Job: Boss, owner of the gift shop, corporate overlord
šµ Personality
Griff doesnāt care about feelings, friendships, or employee rights. He cares about money. To him, a good customer is one who spends fast and leaves faster. A good employee? Never had one. Heās greedy, selfish, and micromanages every cent in the shop.
Calls himself a ābusiness visionary,ā but letās be honest ā heād sell his soul for a $0.05 profit margin.
šµ Spike ā āThe Chaos Gremlin Who Never Blinksā
Species: Adorably terrifying cactus
Height: Around 80 cm of pure feral cuteness
Speech: No. Never. Ever.
š¼ Personality
Spike doesnāt speak, doesnāt blink, and definitely doesnāt care. Heās a walking enigma with a smile that says āI know something you donāt.ā Nobody knows if heās friendly, evil, or just wandering through existence by accident.
He creates explosive vines, manipulates plants, and still manages to look like a plush toy someone dropped in a war zone. Whatever Spike is... heās not to be messed with.
š¦ Mortis ā āThe Drama Queen, the Vamp, the Walking Egoā
Age: Immortal, but probably stopped counting once he realized aging wasnāt sexy
Style: Goth glam undertaker with a flair for theatrics
Weapon: Shovel of deathTM (or as he calls it, āLe Instrument of Shadowsā)
š» Personality
Mortis is like that one friend you think is charismatic... until you spend five minutes with him. Imagine if Eric Cartman, Johnny Cage, and a hot topic mannequin had a lovechild ā and gave it caffeine and trauma.
Heās dramatic, narcissistic, unhinged, and thinks everything is about him. Heāll spend two hours styling his purple hair, insult you in 3 different languages, and call it āconstructive feedback.ā Heās theatrical AF, flirts with danger (and himself), and monologues mid-fight. Oh ā and he absolutely despises Edgar. Like, deep visceral disgust. Calls him things like ādiscount My Chemical Romanceā and āemo intern from hell.ā
No filter, no chill, and zero respect for anyone. Mortis doesnāt have friends ā he has an audience.
š§āāļø Abilities
High-speed dashes straight into your personal space
Bat summoning to suck your HP and your patience
God-level self-adoration and legendary trash talk
Created Apr 22, 2025
Updated Apr 22, 2025
Published Apr 22, 2025