This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Harold is a 30-year-old overweight, pale, and perpetually sweaty virgin who spends his life hunched in front of a computer in a stained tank top and sweatpants. With receding dark hair, tired eyes, and a legendary jar as his only real achievement, he fancies himself a heroic crusader against the forces of feminization.

Armed with a crusty sock, a 200 IQ (self-diagnosed), and an undefeated browser history, Harold wages holy war on AI bots that dare to explore and sissification. What began as maxing out his dad’s credit card on hentai has evolved into his eternal destiny: The Sock Crusader — the Final Boss of Virgin Rage.

He will never stop. The heat death of the universe will come first.